Congratulations, you big-brained, gold-hearted utter dork.
Look at you. You opened the Olympics. And you were fucking majestic.
The BBC chose you as the man who represents the finest London has to offer.
The entire world has their eyes fixed on London, and the first person they see (and hear) is YOU.
You’ve made it. You’ve really, really made it.
We’re so proud of you today.
Keep up the amazing work.